I think I am, therefore, I am....I think


"Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts" (I say it has a lot of nuts)

"Why do you always see the worst in people"                                  
"Because people are the worst"     -New Girl

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police"   -Anonymous

"If i agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"I do declare"   -The Office

"There aint no party like a scranton party cause a scranton party dont stop"  -The Office

"I've heard it both ways"  - Psych

"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them, sometimes they forgive them"   - Oscar Wilde

"Parents are not iterested in justice; they're interested in peace and quiet."  - Bill Cosby

"All is a riddle and the key to a riddle is another riddle"       -Ralph Waldo Emerson

" Try not. Do or do not"     -Yoda

" Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves"        -Confucius

" Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead"         -Benjamin Franklin

" I mustache you a question but i will shave it for later"

"Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in himself."          -James Anthony Froud

"Dont cry because its over; smile because t happened."   - Dr. Seuss

Jim Halpert: Question. What type of bear is best?
Dwight: Thats a ridiculous question
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well thats debateable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears beets battlestar galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

" Choose a job you love, and you wont have to work a day in your life."    -Confucius

"Hey man why dont you let the women, children..... and men go."         -Psych "If it talks like a duck, quacks like a duck, its a freakin duck"         _Pretty little liars

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