"Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts" (I say it has a lot of nuts)
"Why do you always see the worst in people"
"Because people are the worst" -New Girl
"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police" -Anonymous
"If i agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"
"I do declare" -The Office
"There aint no party like a scranton party cause a scranton party dont stop" -The Office
"I've heard it both ways" - Psych
"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them, sometimes they forgive them" - Oscar Wilde
"Parents are not iterested in justice; they're interested in peace and quiet." - Bill Cosby
"All is a riddle and the key to a riddle is another riddle" -Ralph Waldo Emerson
" Try not. Do or do not" -Yoda
" Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" -Confucius
" Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead" -Benjamin Franklin
" I mustache you a question but i will shave it for later"
"Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in himself." -James Anthony Froud
"Dont cry because its over; smile because t happened." - Dr. Seuss
Jim Halpert: Question. What type of bear is best?
Dwight: Thats a ridiculous question
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well thats debateable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears beets battlestar galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
" Choose a job you love, and you wont have to work a day in your life." -Confucius
"Hey man why dont you let the women, children..... and men go." -Psych "If it talks like a duck, quacks like a duck, its a freakin duck" _Pretty little liars